So, during cocoa time today, Mike and Mary were reflecting on the pitfalls of fad diets (or diets in general, as they are not really something that Team Lobby supports). Then, it hits us -- we should design a diet based on cocoa. Three square meals of cocoa and marshmallows only for 30 days. Depending on your marshmallow intake and your access to real milk, your intake would be less than 1,000 calories per day. As long as you have a pulse, you would be guaranteed to lose weight. Sure it's a lot of sugar, but almost no fat! We're also not sure what kind of "cleansing" effects cocoa and/or marshmallows have, but it would definitely affect your body chemistry. Now, we just need to find one celebrity to endorse it.
Team Lobby is a diet guru...
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